Leave it up to Bald Paul to be the beat reporter for E11EVEN Miami, his old stomping ground. They used to call him Papicito Paulie out there. His words, not mine. Anyway, everyone has seen the Scotland and Tartan Army craze by now:

They took over the Marlins game and now they're taking over one of the most iconic strip clubs/nightlife venues on the entire planet. I've been to E11EVEN, not sure I remember much of it, but from what I do there's just no way we don't get a shit ton of viral videos from inside that club. It may even be worth it for our head of social Gaz to get out of retirement and get out there for one final night. They do have his jersey up there in the rafters after all.

I wish this World Cup could never end. It's going to get significantly more boring when the fun teams get eliminated and all you've got left are the juggernauts with the spoiled soccer fans who are used to winning titles and this is just another walk in the park for them. The only solution is to give us this every 4 years. Your move, FIFA.

P.P.S If all is right in the world, Scotland will advance as a third place team and play Germany back in Boston in the Round of 32 next week. Please soccer gods, please.

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